One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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