oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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