As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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