I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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