Welp...herpes.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
im on a boat
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