i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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