Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
then he tried to convert me to islam
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
