I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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