sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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