This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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