yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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