Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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