so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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