After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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