That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
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Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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