Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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