he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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