Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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