When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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