Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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