Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Randomize
