and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
tell me about the fingering
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