Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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