i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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