i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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