Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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