Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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