she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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