I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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