My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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