Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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