i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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