We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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