i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
