Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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