He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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