I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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