like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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