I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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