She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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