So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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