After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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