He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The uberlube is also flammable
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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