im gay
i know
yea but for you.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I smell like Dick and happiness
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