my mouth tastes like poor choices
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Help. Why am I so naked?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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