Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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