is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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