how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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