none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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