so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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