I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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