I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
the raccoons are back...
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