Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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