Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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