she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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