i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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