i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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